History of Cartoon Network

 

Nostalgia

Dexter, Cow and Chicken, Courage, even Powerpuff Girls… Ahhhh those were good times.

:’( Damn ninjas cutting onions!

 

 

How to Induce a Heart Attack

Oh-hohoho, Fried Cheesecake!

Horrifying and hypnotic

Series of thoughts running through my head:

00:18 –  Cheesecake with wanton skins?

01:00 – No she is not frying them. NO.NO.NO.NOOOOOO.

01:43 – “Oops”? Did she just say “OOPS” then proceed to dunk that abomination in powdered sugar?!

02:10 – Chocolate and strawberry glaze, for the hips. Extra powdered sugar, for the thighs. Fresh cream, to narrow my arteries. Oooh oooh, and she placed some mint leaves there, FIBRE.

02:37 – Oh hell no, nonononono. Please don’t place that in your mouth. *cringes as she goes “mmMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Oh god.

She got a mouthgasm from that???? No wonder she has diabetes.

Well lookie here, she even has a recipe for lasagna sandwich!

I can’t watch it, I… I… just can’t. Excuse me while I sit in a corner and cry myself to sleep.

The Political Compass

Here’s an interesting test: The Political Compass

What did I get?

Economic Left/Right: -4.88

Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.00

 

A Liberal Socialist

International Chart

That makes me somewhere near Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama, while a friend scored Mugabe heh!

It’s strange how there isn’t any famous figure listed as Libertarian Right, I would have thought they went well together.

 

Musing: Site Statistics

It’s disturbing to see how many people stumble upon my blog using the keywords:

• Gaddafi (acceptable)
• Sodomise (not so acceptable)

Whatever the keyword you used, have a good day.

(This post just bumped me up a little more in search engine results.)

Taking Strange Pills

Me: “Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough”

Dad: ” Why don’t you try this? I took it and it works well.”

Me: “Oooooooh pills, I like! No more African Sea Coconut Cough Mixture.”

Take 3 capsules with warm water

Me: *pops pills into mouth, washes it down with water

Me: Tralalala *examines packaging

DID I JUST FEED MYSELF SEMEN. WTF.

Me: “……..Holyshit@%!# Three kinds of semen??? *Googles furiously”

Google: *Nope, nothing spermy about the capsules.

Me: “Oh.”

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They seem to work though, my phlegm is gone!

 

Thoughts about the Eurozone Crisis

HAHAHA

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“YOU STILL NEED INFRASTRUCTURINGS AND ORDNUNG”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boxing, Boxing, Boxing Day

Some pictures from yesterday,

Husbands for sale

Mervyn I like your dad’s cooking(:

You luscious little clam, you!

Vainpot :D

Santa ears

Badonkadonk ears

It was a great Boxing day, though why did the Skype chat feel so awkward??

Leaders Clinic: Tea Tree

I’m squinting my beady eyes as I type this because I have the Leader’s Clinic Tea Tree Mask on my face.

I’ve used the Tea Tree Cleanser and so far it works well in controlling sebum and doesn’t dry out my skin. It’s a little early to tell how good the product is in the long run, but I have 4 more sample packs, enough to last me a month!

Some thoughts on the mask while it’s on my face:

1. I didn’t use toner before this so I’m not sure if this will affect its effectiveness

2. The mask is pretty well-cut, but it covers my upper lip?!

3. I love the tea tree scent

On that note, some reviews mention that their masks didn’t smell strongly of tea tree, however mine is quite strong so those reviewers may have gotten an older pack?

Also, never ever open the package in front of a mirror you scrubbed squeaky clean 5 hours ago. You’ll watch helplessly as the essence bursts forth from the package, gloriously spraying the mirror which you painstakingly scrubbed. I just reread that sentence and it sounded like gay erotica..moving on.

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Alright I just removed the mask, I was supposed to pat the essence into my face but I really couldn’t stand the sticky feeling and wiped some of it off. It’s drying and feels significantly better, and my skin looks brighter???? I’ll monitor the level of sebum production and edit this post at a later time.

 

 

Ahava Alon

Are you reading this Joanne??

Good times

Now we’ve joined the workforce.

Leaders Clinic and More

I’m usually lazy with skincare because I believe that less is better, and that chemicals only serve to aggravate one’s skin. Last week however, I had a sudden case of breakouts and am now very paranoid.

In a desperate bid to save my face, I have just bought some face masks from Joyce’s Joypharm and this is what I got:

Leaders Clinic from Korea

 

Please cure my breakouts, PleasePleasePlease?

 

It looked pretty, so I ordered it – logic at its best.

One step closer to Michael Jackson

Holy crap, samples galore!

More samples

You can’t see it well, but those are stacks of samples, even more samples than masks that I’ve bought. Thanks Joyce!

Shall start with the Tea Tree Healing Solution tonight, and review the other products as I go along.

Please work little sheet of cellulose, please!